In the beginning of Jean Shepherd’s epic baseball rant “Balls” he tells us who he would choose to storm a German Pillbox in a sure bet suicide mission. It’s not the players, it’s the fans.
Tonight the battle for the American League basement really heats up. You could listen to it on the radio, but I wouldn’t recommend it, even if you’re an Astros’ fan.
Listen to Jean instead:
Jean Shepherd, Balls