Breaking News: Toby’s Summer Tour Dates!

"Hey Girl"

Attention. May I have your attention please. Summer has been cancelled.Repeat, Summer has been cancelled. That is all.

Toby Keith-world just announced the big man’s upcoming tour dates and somehow, inconceivably, perhaps through some pencil pusher’s slight miscalculation on a dreary Tuesday morning after getting donut grease on his tie, or a maybe a miniscule anomaly, buried so deep in the tour’s scheduling algorithm it was overlooked as so much sand in a child’s red plastic pail, Seattle, nay, Washington, NAY, the Pacific Northwest didn’t make the cut!

Hey You, yes You, the one heading toward Wal-Mart to buy soon-to-be-broken lawn chairs and sleeves of beer cups and a new cooler on wheels, know you may turn your truckle around and head on back to the cul-de-sac. Summer, at least in the Great Northwest has been cancelled.

Red Solo Cup, Toby Keith

June 14 – Salt Lake City, Utah
June 15 – Denver, Colo.
June 16 – Albuquerque, N.M.
June 22 – North Platte, Neb.
June 23 – Manhattan, Kan.
June 29 – Detroit, Mich.
June 30 – Indianapolis, Ind.
July 4 – White Sulphur Springs, W.Va.
July 12 – Sarnia, Ont., Canada
July 13 – Cleveland, Ohio
July 14 – Washington, D.C.
July 15 – Raleigh, N.C.
July 21 – Monticello, Iowa
July 22 – Twin Lakes, Wisc.
July 26 – Virginia Beach, Va.
July 27 – Pittsburgh, Pa.
July 28 – Cincinnati, Ohio
July 29 – Darien Lakes, N.Y.
Aug. 2 – Sparta, Wisc.
Aug. 3 – Detroit Lakes, Minn.
Aug. 4 – Camrose, Alberta, Canada
Aug. 8 – Lake Tahoe, Nev.
Aug. 9 – San Diego, Calif.
Aug. 10 – San Bernardino, Calif.
Aug. 11 – Las Vegas, Nev.
Aug. 12 – Mountain View, Calif.
Aug. 17 – Holmdel, N.J.
Aug. 18 – Philadelphia, Pa.
Aug. 19 – Saratoga Springs, N.Y.
Aug. 24 – Atlanta, Ga.
Aug. 25 – Charlotte, N.C.
Sept. 1 – St. Louis, Mo.
Sept. 2 – Chicago, Ill.
Sept. 7 – Dallas, Texas
Sept. 8 – Houston, Texas
Sept. 14 – Tampa, Fla.
Sept. 15 – West Palm Beach, Fla.
Sept. 21 – Hartford, Conn.
Sept. 22 – Boston, Mass.

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About Iaan Hughes

Iaan Hughes is a deejay on 91.3 KBCS in Seattle. He plays country & western music.
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6 Responses to Breaking News: Toby’s Summer Tour Dates!

  1. DALatta says:

    That was so freakin’ amazing that I broke my now-broken lawn chair from laughing so hard

  2. Chris says:

    Unfortunately, summer is still on in upstate New York. In fact, on August 19, the summer epicenter will be twenty miles south of here.

    Guess I should have stayed in Spokane, as I see summer has been cancelled in the Inland Empire, as well.

    • iaanhughes says:

      For those North Westerners disappointed in Summer’s cancellation please visit Chris in upstate NY where Summer is officially ON!

      In related news, Toby Keith mason jars are on sale for ten bucks. #sweetdeal.

  3. Bruce says:

    Seems while Detroit made the cut Baltimore did not. Hmmm…First the Colts and now Toby, how much more humiliation can one city take?

    • iaanhughes says:

      I could make the argument that almost evens things out for B’more. And, how many more times can Detroit be kicked?

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