Dear Mr. Kroeger,
When I first wrote about you on November 7th, 2009, or to be slightly more accurate, disparaged one of your songs on that date, I had no idea that nary a day would pass by since then that the search terms “Chad Kroeger” and “Marriage” would be used to find this blog (165 times and counting). It has amused me to no end. I imagine this comes as no surprise to you. Anyone who has this many searches about their marital status must have knowledge of his own lure. Is it the hair? If so, I must get me some of that. Anyway, no disparaging remarks today about you or your band. I feel bad I said I liked that Facebook pickle more than your Northern rockness. Besides, my fragile psyche cannot handle the angry comments of anymore 17 year olds trying to determine whether you love them or love them not. My lighter is lit.